GABRIELLE UNION Quits Show Business For Athlete Trick

Gabrielle Union “came up” recently…know why? She got herself a professional basketball player name Dwayne Wade. Guess Gabrielle is a homewrecker after all…isn’t she? I wonder which mysterious chic gave Dwayne Wade that STD last year (I didn’t make this up – Dwayne’s wife Siohvaugh said so).

Good going Gabrielle; you did it. You found a sucker! I always encourage all my female readers to get a professional athlete…guess why? ‘Cuz they’re sucker’s mane.

Who do think is paying for Gabrielle’s elaborate vacations? She’s out and about all the time. Where is Gabrielle getting the money from? What was her last movie? It’s plain to see that Gabrielle hasn’t worked in a while so Dwayne Wade will keep her afloat. He’s a perfect target – he bought his mother a church so she can play preacher.

Ladies: Follow Gabrielle; she knows who to survive during a recession. Ask Chilli from the old skool group TLC.

-Guru Jacky

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6 Responses to “GABRIELLE UNION Quits Show Business For Athlete Trick”

1. X, Y, and Z | July 14th, 2009 at 07:50

   Jacky,

   I hate to admit this, but Gabrielle is fine, I know, I know right about now, you’re laughing at me, right? Well, payback is a mofo, just like I was laughing at you and Shiela! The Hollywood Street King pissing razors?? <<<<—-Now THAT was funny!!!!

   Jacky, did you ever see Shiovaughn? Dude, it's like… a definite upgrade – our Gabrielle!! But what you didn't mention is that Dwayne's contract is up this or early next year, Miami is gonna do any and everything to keep him in Miami; can you say $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$, his base salary is $15M, you can bet Miami will push that to WELL over $20M! And that'll be his BASE salary! Oh, I failed to mention, Dwayne is ONLY 27!! He's got like 10 more years of stardom and Windfalls ($$$$)to go – gotta give it to Gabrielle she's hitched HER wagon to a STAR!!

   Gabrielle is a small expense, I'M SURE HE'S GOT PRENUP TATTOOED ON HIS DICK! Maybe Dwayne should give your man Reggie a call, 'eh Jacky? Like you said, it's too late for Hank, he's a 'goner!'
   I saw online yesterday that some are finally dropping dimes on Siovaughn, some are saying that she's always up in the clubs over the Chi! Some are saying she was keeping a man with D's dough!

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2. X, Y, and Z | July 14th, 2009 at 13:57

   Jacky,

   I had posted stuff earlier, I was using Mozilla Firefox, but I’m not seeing my post, what up??

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   Caped Crusader Reply:
   July 14th, 2009 at 20:02

   sorry dude, sometimes comments get flagged for approval… its up now~

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3. X, Y, and Z | July 14th, 2009 at 14:16

   Jacky,

   Is it that you’re mad ’bout me teasing you ’bout ‘pissing razors?’ But Jacky, you DID PISS RAZORS, all courtesy of your ‘precious’ Shiela!! Lol, ROFLMBAO!!!!

   In any case; Jacky, Gabby is a DEFINITE upgrade to Shiovaughn; Jacky, you ever see her? What was D’wayne thinking?!!! I’ll tell you like this, Shovaughn could be Sandra Rose’s big sister – YIKES, ‘Shio’ is THAT BAD!! Shoi is a scary movie all onto herself!

   Dwayne’s contract gets renewed next year, you just gotta know Pat Riley is gonna do all he can to keep him in Miami; can you say PAID? His base salary is now at $15Million, and you just gotta know it’ll be OVER $20Million- again, base salary – not counting endorsements!!
   You gotta give it up to Gabby, she did good!! She’s 36 and he’s 27 too, so he’s just getting to his prime!!

   But Jacky, just like I said in the post I did earlier, the one that mysteriously vanished: I’m sure Dwayne has PRENUP tattooed on his dick, if not, your man Ron Richards should give him a call, don’t forget ’bout Reggie either!

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4. GABRIELLE UNION Quits Show Business For Athlete Trick | July 15th, 2009 at 07:12

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