Stop Your Cryin Gene Simmons!!! – Same Story Different Year!

by Jacky Jasper

GENE SIMMONS is pissed his band KISS never made it to the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame. Simmons said. the Disco bands are in the Hall of Fame, Rappers, and Yiddish Folk groups are in the Hall Of Fame, what about my group KISS?

Simmons is saying Kiss has been around for 25 years and his band needs to be recognized. Gene is pissed KISS lost the ballot THIS TIME to METALLICA, JEFF BECK, and BOBBY WOMACK Abba, The Stooges, & Genesis.

Simmons said, the guys on the ballot board ain’t shit they can go get him a sandwich anytime he wants. In other words he’s saying the Hall Of Fame Board is a bunch of gopher’s, and he’s probably right cause the cooperative high-up guys don’t know shit about music and since the Record Industry tanked its fair to say they don’t know much about the business side either.

These Cooperative high up guys are NERDS with PHD’S. These guys were never hip and could never be hip, they are NERDS, shirt tuckers in their mid-forties. They drive sports cars, pay for hookers, and sniff a lot of coke.

Put it this way they just started to live, the only thing they know about music is what their kids tell them and their hookers. Their hookers will tell them what’s hot or what’s not. Could you imagine being a musician not yet signed, this would be the torture you face.

Many executives said to me, “my son likes that groups record, I think I am gonna sign them.” A kid is not old enough to own a gun, a kid is not old enough to have a child, just like a kid is not old enough to choose what type of music we the masses listen too.

How else you think that junk got on the radio ?

I would give you examples but I can’t. I still do business with these guys. Wait till they piss me off, I am sure they will they always do. Then I’ll start snitching like TI, but for now back to Gene Simmons.

I never thought KISS was a hot band, my choice love me or hate me for it. I always knew he reminded me of Parlament Funkadelic, but I said nothing cause I had no proof until I read the book HITMAN.

There it was the truth, Neil Bogart, the founder and owner of Casablanca Records said, Parliament and George Clinton was the shit! George was so high he thought he was from outta space and Neil loved it, cause Neil was always high like George.

Neil was a ROCKSTAR, his kid didn’t pick the music we listen too. Him and his coked out chic did. Neil saw the band KISS, he signed KISS and decided to put his touchings on the band. He took the ideas of George Clinton, from the crazy costumes, crazy face make-up, and large elevated boots, the character George Clinton played DR. Funkenstein for his band Parliament.

Neil gave it to KISS. They were the white version of Parliament. The additional part Neil added to KISS was pyrotechnics. Neil is who added pyrotechnics and studied magician dramatics to add to the KISS show. The record label Casablanca had acts like Cameo, Village People, Kiss, Parliament, and Donna Summer. She was probably the only normal act signed to this label.

When cocaine was low at the Casablanca Records office Neil sent staff to stock up as any other office would soda and snacks.  Snorting cocaine off your desk in front of everyone else was normal. You might have a meeting in Neil’s office and leave tweaked. Neil took Casablanca to a whole new level in the music business. A level not ever achieved again. It was funk, disco, drugs, and sex and all in EXCESS!

So now knowing where Gene Simmons got his flavor, should he be crying and complaining? No!

He shouldn’t, he didn’t think of shit as far as I am concerned, he ain’t no fucking Rockstar, he’s not creative, he’s a spawn of GEORGE CLINTON and NEIL BORGAT!

Neil died on a cocaine overdose, he was so high he saw it. Gene was a fucking square, look at him now, can’t you tell? He was a business man not a artist, reason why I am saying this, he didn’t think of nothing!

The only thing Gene thought of was ripping off his group. Shannon Tweed spent more KISS money than Ace Frehley and Paul Stanley put together, so fuck you GENE SIMMONS! You did nothing for music, you are no different than a boy band, you were created. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Whining like Gene Simmons will only get you exposed on your climb up the Ladder Of $ucce$$

Jacky 6:62