Girls Next Door (Pimp Moves by Tricks)

by Jacky Jasper

HOLLY & KENDRA

These two came the fuck up, they worked hard, sometimes even embarrassed themselves, but they didn’t care they had a job to do they had to pretend to be Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends.

Anybody who believed it should be sent outta space. Holly is 29. Kendra is 23. Hugh oh he’s hip, he likes to be called Hef, he is 82, he’s the almighty PLAYBOY. They would like for us to believe that these 3 people were in a relationship, word on the streets is their relationship came to and end Holly is now dating the voodoo child Criss Angel, and Kendra’s engaged to I forgot his name.

I don’t care but I do know he’s a football player, he plays for the Philadelphia Eagles. Only if I watched sports I would have know his name. Truth is I watch some sports, like girls playing beach volleyball. I just fell in Iove with the Brazillian and Netherlands all girl beach volleyball team during the summer olympics.

They are fucking hot, ask me bout that and we could talk about that. Don’t ask me if I saw that play, the move Reggie Bush did last night?  Ain’t Reggie fast? You kidding me right!

This Jacky Jasper lil bitch I don’t watch men  wearing spandex trousers and cropped jerseys running around catching a pig skin ball! Are you on CRACK? Thats for the chics to watch. The girls should know the football stats, not you dudes.

It makes me wonder about the dudes who wear sport apparel team jersey’s with other mens names on the back. That’s kinda gay think about it…

Back to the Girls Next Door… There’s a story about Kendra, I wish I could tell you but I can’t. I am involved in that particular story so I can’t snitch on myself. They don’t pay me enough, but i’ll tell you this, so many friends of mine personally fuck the shit out of her.

This Kendra chic was an addict for HIP HOP DICK.  Oh and did I tell you that she was going out with Hef at the same time.

Holly Madison this prostitute, I said it she’s a fucking prostitute. The other name for the Playboy Mansion is the Whore house, and you all know it.

Bill Cosby knows it, he got the nerve to blast on ghetto kids for buying hundred dollar sneakers. Why he don’t tell Hugh Hef stop exploiting women? Bill’s head has been up Hugh’s ass since the Sammy Davis era, and up to this day he’s at every Playboy Jazz Festival. Why doesn’t Dr. Huxtable tell Hef to stop exploiting the girls that live in this mansion?

I was told the girls get a thousand dollars a week with a fucking 10 o’ clock curfew. You still wanna be a playmate?

Bill Maher too he’s another tricksta who use to be a frequent shopper for women at the Playboy Masion, and there are so many others,  too many!  Us privilege males in Hollywood love the glamor, chics,  and we can get the glamorous freaky chics!

Some shop for these chics at the Playboy mansion others shop at the AVN. Same shit no different than pulling a model off the run-way its way better than shopping for chics at the pubs, nightclubs, or bars.

Good-luck to you Joe The Plummer, back to Holly Madison, if you think she and Criss just started fucking you probably voted for John McCain. I know she was fucking many men  before she met Criss Angel and  Hugh didn’t know .

Hugh is like Larry King, who’s like John McCain, these old ass dudes can’t keep their bitches in check. They want you and I to believe that this little troll in a robe started the sexual revolution, you probably the same people who would say Whoopi goldberg is cute.

Porn and Whorehouses have been around way before Hugh Hefner and Playboy.

It just goes to show you what some people would do for money and fame. Holly and Kendra you did well!

I guess this is the messager VH1 and Playboy wants little girls of America to now act like Holly and Kendra and you can climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$ as a slut.

Jacky 1:66