Halle Berry might just win an Oscar at Uncle Tom’s!!!
FIRST ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT
sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple
Halle Berry is no longer dating black men and guess what? I don’t care. She’s an idiot. she’s an ex-crack smoker and she can’t fucking act. There I said it.
Halle Berry was and is all hype. She’s a fucking retard. Eric Benet told me personally her sex sucks so tell the French kid from Canada- her male model who’s living off her. Tell him he can keep that half deaf bitch. That’s why Halle is going to take sometime off.
She’s going to hang-out with her new friends and the Fox News team. She’s greeted by Michael Steele, Colin Powell, Larry Elder, Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry, Clarence Thomas, The Born Again Christian- Prince, Jesse Jackson, America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley, and the worst bitch ever Condoleeza Rice.
Halle is approached by the Cabin’s Landlord Sean Hannity. He tells her she was the first women to get an Oscar for a sex scene and it wasn’t her but it was her friends at the Republican Party pulling strings. Halle cries like she always does as Bill O Reilly shows her to her room. Halle doesn’t wanna hear about Black History Month. She going to spend some quality time at Uncle Tom’s Cabin Retreat.
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- Tavis Smiley is one HAPPY HOUSE NEGRO….
- Tiger Woods is a Hole in One House Nigga!
- Amy Holmes is spending some time with Uncle Tom!
- Lil Kim chosen to model Louis Vuitton at the Cabin retreat
- Jesse Jackson will cut your balls for Uncle Tom!
- Prince is one Purple Ass House Nigga
- Tina Turner is fed-up with Black History Month!!!
- Clarence Thomas OBJECTS To Being Called a House Nigga!
February 17th, 2009 at 12:31
You guys are a bunch of dumb ass HATERS talking all that smack about Halle Berry. You know good and dam well she wasn’t a crackhead, don’t have bad sex (look at her she’s gorgeous) and what ever else you got bad to say! Get a life, you have nothing else better to do then bash her?
February 17th, 2009 at 13:13
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February 17th, 2009 at 16:36
Jacky, I’m sorry, but I think you have some real ignorant dumb fucking people reading your site. I don’t think Nikki and many others understand who Sean Hannity is. I don’t think that these ignorant fools who get their world information from People and US magazine or Defamer or MTV understand what you’re talking about.
I don’t think Nikki and the dummies like her get that Hallie got up on stage with her Oscar, pulling her crocodile bullshit actress tears, and went all hallelujah, about being the first black woman to win an Oscar (as if Haddie, hadn’t already won one back in the day for playing Scarlett O’Hara’s slave/nanny in Gone With The Wind)
I don’t think they understand the hypocrisy they’re participating in. Wining and Dining with the Klan and being used by them (all in the name of Jesus) so they can appear to be dowb with the times, so they can get their funding to pursue their Jesus loving Aryan agenda.
Jacky, I think you need to bring these Hollywood cokehead fucking actors and wannabe’s on who Sean Hannity is, the evils of Fox, Rupert Murdoch, etc.
You’ll probably have to explain how these evil men link up with Cheney, (in fact, you’ll probably have to explain who Cheney is)
These brothers and sisters are all hypocrites being puppeted by the Klan, and none of you all want to see thr truth because ruining that image of them with the truth, is too hard for them to swallow because it ruins the fantasy of how Hollywood is the great escape to the american dream, but those of us in the game know the truth – Hollywood is hell on earth and Hallie Berry used to smoke crack.
Explain who Sean Hannity is, so we can educate the dummies and keep the conversation enlightened, instead of being weighed down by juvenile accusations of being a “hater”
Listen people, if you’re not educated enough to keep up, kindly leave, buy one of Jacky’s records, get schooled musically with lyrical political, and then come back and join the conversation as a true person and not an ignorant fuck.
You don’t have to read the site, but you’re the real hater of you comr here and don’t chrck out the art of the music.
Does Perez record records with Snoop and Rick James and Kool Keith and Ice-T? Has Trent over at Pink made a record with Kurrupt? How about Defamer?
Jacky was a musician before this little hobby you’re reading. So before you call bullshit, you should know you’re reading the site of a true player and not a wannabe looking outside in. If you haven’t heard of the music, then it just means you’re a square who only knows mainstream music and hip-hop. In othe words, cats who were willing to suck a dick to get a label contract (Hello Akon anyone?)
So if you wanna keep making false accusations, please, you’re only embarrasing your self. Please, shut the fuck up and buy a record. And when you realize you’re reading yhe blog of a real musician in the game, maybe your opinion will have some validity.
February 18th, 2009 at 06:10
As a female, I can spot Halle’s type from a distance…and I was sick when I saw her with Billy Bob Thornton on the big screen.Sure it got her an Oscar but she is a phony! Nikki, open your eyes! Halle could give a shit about you-she drove all crazy and she is a loose cannon-WAKE UP! No one is being a hater, just trying to show the other side of this two faced bitch.
February 20th, 2009 at 04:03
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