Hollywood Loves Whores – Adrienne Bailon

by Jacky Jasper

Adrienne Bailon remember her, we did a story on her recently. She’s the Cheetah Girl, the Disney chic from the kid station that shows kid stuff all day.

Did you know Adrienne Bailon is on the same channel as Hannah Montana? Remember Adrienne Bailon last month leaked out some pictures of her showing us all her ass. Well someone over at Playboy saw Adrienne’s ass and offered her 100,000 dollars for a lay-out.

kinda cheap don’t you think?

But she’s going to do it, for Christ sake Adrienne is going out with Kim Kardashian’s brother. I know her PR agent Jonathan Jaxson, hatched the idea to leak the photos, but Kim made the call to Playboy and hooked up this whole thing..

Playboy is on her menu, Her best friend Kim Kardashian did it. Kim did Playboy and so will Adrienne, and all the factory workers of America can’t wait to buy it. They can’t wait to buy that issue of Playboy the issue with Miss cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon. She’ll do Playboy, she has to.

Factory workers of America will hang Adrienne’s nude pictures in their filthy lockers.

Adrienne listen I am talking to you it’s the truth you might not like it but the factory workers are going to hang your nude photo’s on the nasty piss stain walls in their disgusting factory.  And I assure you that the part of the factory where your photos will be displayed Adrienne that area will smell like meat, piss, and shit!

I am hearing Miss Piss Face Kim Kardashian will not pose nude again. I mean she has no talent, no skills, and the few times i met her NO PERSONALITY!

Who cares if she never poses or films another sex tape again. We already saw Kim’s ass. We saw it all. Kim in case you forgot Ray J (Brandy’s brother)  fucked you up the ass and pissed on you. We don’t need to see any more of you Kim.

Then I get a call from New York it’s the homie Rich Moore. He’s like Jacky “Aubrey O’ Day from Danity Kane is doing Playboy.”  I am like fuck her, she’s a dick blower.

Aubrey O’ Day is the white version of Superhead, wait till she writes her book.

Puffy was fucking her right? She’s going to write a book trust me she will, but I’ll tell you this, her Playboy issue will flop, no one cares to see her naked. Who is she????

She’s a nobody. Aubrey O’ Day should do a German Skat or Bukkake Film, she’d be good at that. I’ll buy that.

Chic’s who refuse to get naked in Hollywood will find their climb quite difficult up the Ladder Of $ucce$$

Jacky 3:99