WHO’S JACKY TALKING ABOUT?

by Jacky Jasper

This diva claims she was born in 1981, but according to Gabrielle Union (who was born back in 1972) they’re the same age. But, despite her questionable reported age, she’s hails from down south, and began singing as a child.

Her dad is much more than a Methodist, he’s also a visionary and very good business man. He’s to thank for forming her first group, a group in which her band mates knew their role. Know why? Because if they ever tried to out shine, her they knew they’d be fired. Her mother once served as Tina Turner’s seamstress. May be that’s why this diva acts like Tina when she’s on stage.

She once had a crush on Lenny Kravitz. Marcus Houston claims he used to tap that ass, and some say Usher had some too. Terrance Howard received a steamy lap dance from her on one award show (and dude looked like he came in his pants).

This diva is rich, but because her dad is such a money loving scumbag, he sold his daughter to the highest bidder. That’s exactly why she married, yet she will not have children with her husband (I guess she doesn’t want ugly kids). Her husband was on one of her movie sets only to make sure Jamie Foxx didn’t smooth talk his way into her panties. She’ll team up real quick with who ever is hot at the moment…just ask Lady Gaga. I think she’s as fake as the booty pads that she sometime wears.

Don’t you agree?