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HSK IS HIRING

Join the fucking gym! Summer is coming and we must keep getting paid!! You know why? UPS ain’t hiring, They’re not, applications are backed up. Hotels ain’t hiring, are you kidding me? The guys from Wall Street took those jobs. I know of some CEO’S who are now doing the books at some hotels. The average person is done. Macy’s doesn’t want you, they’re not hiring, but……. Jacky is!!

Girls 18 to 22 are all welcome, I have Summer jobs for you, I do, I swear!!!

Your Uncle can’t hire you this Summer honey, but I can. Oh yes I can.

Send in your pictures for review. Show me why you should travel and see the free world that man built. Show me!!! I wanna see!!!

Aren’t you tired of your city? That horrible neighbor of yours….is that guy beside you bothering you? With that stuff on his face he’s needing Dr Miracle or Proactive. Don’t you wanna get away? You don’t wanna be young and pregnant and stuck with that loser boyfriend do you? Don’t you wanna be better than your parents? Don’t you wanna get away? Tell Jacky why and I have legitimate work for you. I do I swear!!! Send me your pictures.

What are you going to do when school is done? It’s a wrap, are you going to listen to your parents? Are you going to waste all that beauty that god blessed you with in that bullshit city that you live in…. are you? Are you going to smoke glass with your loser friends? Why? You don’t need to!!

Is TGI Friday’s or some local pub your hot spot ? Are the guys in your city backwards and slow ? Don’t you wanna getaway?

Send me your pictures. I will only publish the top 3. Chics 18 to 22 must be able to travel and looks are a must if you wanna inherit what this world has to offer. You don’t wanna be like your loser Aunty or your friend’s sister who’s a total loser. You don’t. Send In Your Pictures!!!

APPLY NOW!!! GIRL’S 18 TO 22 ONLY PLEASE THANKS!!!

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