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by Jacky Jasper

Why is Jamie taking pictures with his camera phone butt ass naked? That’s how Soulja Boy and guys like Bow Wow get down. Does Jamie Foxx really need to send chicks naked photos to get some in return? Not very good game Jamie. Don’t believe me. Ask Raz- B?

Michael Vick is back in the NFL and he’ll be playing for the Philadelphia Eagles. Guess what? White people are totally pissed off. Some are even returning their season tickets! If Michael Vick comes on the field and doesn’t perform well the fans will eat him alive. He better be a winner.” Run Nigger Run” it’s actually a novel by Harold Beaver.

Some television company got at my manager this week and pitched us a reality show starring me Jacky. Guess what? We turned it down. I’m not doing reality television that’s like using auto-tune in the music business.

I’m taking acting lessons at the moment and I’m fucking good at it too. Why should I waste my god given talent on reality television? I was totally fucking insulted. My manager told the television company that I’ll do a talk show. My manager told them that Jimmy Fallon sucks ass and Jacky Jasper is better.

It’s Friday have a good weekend, and guess what? I’m high again mane.

On that note. Jacky out. Gotta Go…

-Guru Jacky