Hot Celebrity MILF Week – Quickie News

Celine Dion is having her second child at 41yrs old with her predator husband Rene Angelil. How can this old ass couple still have babies? Fertility treatments of course. Isn’t Celine Dion a ugly old white woman? Oh yes she is, don’t lie. I think she should fix her nose. Don’t you?

George Lopez buried his grandmother without telling his relatives, and guess what? His relatives are totally pissed mane. I wonder why George would do such a thing. Maybe George didn’t want to hear his relatives financial problems? I’m sure it’s hard for George’s relatives to get him on the telephone. Know why? ‘Cuz they probably always calling to borrow cash mane.

It’s Wednesday and I’m heading to the gym.

Gotta Go…

-Guru Jacky