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RIHANNA

Word is Rhianna is trying to make a huge purchase…a ten million dollar piece of real estate.  Apparently, the broker of the home snitched out Rhianna, saying she simply can’t seem to get the funds together to close the deal.  This is no problem.  Rhianna’s got a whole lot of rich friends, and I’m sure they’ll come to her aid.  I mean, Lindsey Lohan just moved out of her spot and she didn’t pay her landlord a dime!  Are you trying to tell me these chicks are broke?  They’re not.  They’re just CHEAP.  If Rhianna wants that house, she’s gonna get that house…bottom line.

KAYNE WEST

Kayne’s in the gym, and he’s giving paparazzi the finger, and guess what?  I applaud that.  Regardless of anything we say about Amber Rose, Kayne’s still with her.  In other words, he doesn’t give a fuck what we say; does he?  Just like I don’t give a fuck what he does or says…but, you do.  That’s exactly why I’m writing it.

MICHAEL JACKSON

How long is it gonna take for MJ to be laid to rest?  Ted Kennedy died last week, and was buried last week…what is wrong with these people?  When James Brown died, his body wasn’t buried for over a month after the late great passed.  Now, they’re trying to pull the same shit with MJ…this is ridiculous.  Forget about the stars on the boulevard and Dr. Murray…can someone please, please, please make sure tomorrow is the day when Michael Jackson is FINALLY laid to rest?

It’s Wednesday morning, and I’m going to rub tanning oil on my bitch at the beach…what are you doing?

Gotta Go.

-Guru Jacky

Other Articles by Jacky:

• EMINEM vs MARIAH & LITTE NICKY
• Michael Jackson is more Gangsta then both Kanye & Fiddy (combined)
• Comment of the Week – Fuck Perez Hilton
• Jay Z and Beyonce Tell Chris Brown To Fuck Off
• Lebron James Falls Short
• JOE JACKSON WANTS TO PIMPS OUT MJ’s KIDS
• Let me tell you about the JACKSON’S VS KNOWLES!!

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