Keanu Reeves is a victim of the latest Hollywood heroin craze.
Our sources close to the actor say’s “Filming on his latest movie has been forced into slow motion. Know why? Because its leading actor, Keanu Reeves, is banging heroin mane!
We’re told by a very credible source that the A-lister has been partaking in the deadly drug so much that his veins are now shot. This rumor as it is could easily be dispelled by Keanu coming out with some short sleeves. I’m just saying. If this is in fact true and I believe my source then this is very sad. To many people have been passing way before their prime… and all these drugs are to blame. If your going use and least be safe and smart!
A bag of heroin sells for much less than a single oxy pill. So, my guess is we’ll be seeing more and more needle users in the coming future. This will undoubtedly lead to a deadly and staggering increase in HIV and hepatitis-C infections.
Gee…I wonder where this heroin is coming from. Afghanistan would be a safe assumption – Thanks to all the war monger politicians. This war is becoming more and more like Vietnam. Don’t you agree?
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Hey Jackie, ever bother to read slander and libel laws pertaining to so-called reporting? When you get your butt sued for reporting false and malicious information about the best hot mess around, I hope you own the stones to report that!
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You need to re check the reliability of your source, jelousy is non too pretty!!
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jackyjasper Reply:
January 13th, 2010 at 17:07
Are you kidding me? Jealous of a dude who feeds off a syringe in a spoon…Tell Keanu to wear a short sleeve shirt and don’t use make-up to cover-up his track marks…
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Funnily enough, if it’s the H that’s funding the American government, the H is also funding the opposition. You can buy bags of primo Pakistani smack all over Europe now, and the Turkish dealers are dominating the market. You know that some of that money is buying kaleshnikovs or surface-to-air missiles for the guerillas. Drugs is an important currency for freedom-fighters. Iron Maiden were right when they said a lot of the world has got blood on its hands.
Governments should just legalize the whole lot. Just imagine consultant anaesthetists delivering safe shots of whatever you want for 50 or a hundred dollars. They’d make a fortune. But the way things are probably just suits everyone fine.
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jackyjasper Reply:
January 14th, 2010 at 10:30
Well said J.C.
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Source please. Anyone can claim anything on the Internet. There’s a site out there claiming that Keanu is the reincarnation of the Egyptian god Osiris. So – what’s your proof?
My opinion on your reliability has dropped after reading that linked post about David Geffen, because you evidently aren’t aware that the Geffen marriage/relationship was uncovered as a hoax ages ago.
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jackyjasper Reply:
January 25th, 2010 at 15:09
Just shut-up and go tell another friend of yours about the site…
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Je Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 05:16
All that racing crap he does for charity demands an extensive physical, including drug testing, for the insurance.
That’s why you don’t see a whole lot of actors doing that sort of charity racing.
So as of the last time he did anything for charity that involved driving, he was clean.
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For the record, from someone working on the movie Henry’s Crime, Mr Reeves smokes too many cigarettes! but he is definately NOT a heroin addict
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Dark Angel Reply:
January 24th, 2010 at 11:36
Contradicting stories are not unheard of…. Good that production of Henry’s Crime is not being delayed… Either way Keanu is a classic actor (not that good but played classic roles) and I dont think Jacky wishes for anything bad to happen to him nor does he wish for this story to play out as it has for so many YOUNG hollywood stars in the past few years…
Also NOBODY would have accepted that Michael Jackson was banging the drugs he was but that dude had a doctor on call (murray) and a constant IV drip of narcotics!
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jackyjasper Reply:
January 25th, 2010 at 15:00
Have you ever seen Mr Reeves in a short sleeve shirt?
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have see more than a few people in this industry who have been strung out on one thing or another. It’s in the eyes, no matter what else they might do to try to hide their addiction it is always visible in the eyes.
Mr Reeves has very clear, clean looking eyes, now if only he would quit smoking
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jackyjasper Reply:
January 25th, 2010 at 14:48
I only wish the best for Mr. Reeves…
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I shouldn’t be at all surprised. It was the first thing that I thought when I met/saw him for the first time about 4 years ago. Other call it lost in thought, brooding etc etc
Just put two and two together: who are his friends [dead & alive] and where does he live?
Just listen to some of his statements. Why does he have to climb a mountain?
“And man, it’s a struggle. I want to get married. I want to have kids. That’s at the top of the mountain. I’ve got to climb the mountain …
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No marks my friend – check out this:
http://www.posh24.com/keanu_reeves/keanu_reeves_on_a_romantic_vacation
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I’ve heard from a credible and well informed source that he had the same problems while shooting Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. No joke.
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