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I would like to reassure our readers that we over here at “Diary Of” are totally black. This office is so black I feel left out. Everybody has dreads and we don’t even speak English around here. Everybody speaks Ebonics or they have a strong Jamaican accent.

I am not kidding, the HSK office is blacker than black. We have The Lion Of Judah picture and it’s autographed by Peter Tosh himself. It’s hanging beside the Marcus Garvey picture, which is beside the black Rastafarian picture of Jesus Christ, which is beside the Malcolm X poster. Beside brother Malcolm we have Haile Selassie picture.

WE ARE BLACK OVER HERE!

Fuck the other guys, when you come in the loft we have Bob Marley hanging beside a map of Ethiopia. No playing around we are fucking black over here. We got the Angela Davis picture beside the Cicely Tyson picture. Not to mention we have the Jamaican chic’s with the Puerto Rican chics cooking all day in the kitchen.

This organization is too black. Spike Lee would love it we taking down the Martin Luther King picture because we are running out of room and we need to put up the Black President Obama. We black ya’ll the other guys ain’t black like us. Even our Fed-Ex dude he’s white but he got gold fronts and his hair is in dreads.

Support black owned sites- the other guys are fucking liars don’t trust them. Fucking with them is like fucking with the Klan.

Jacky 53:80

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