Jacky Jasper’s Top 5 Chic’s On A Gigolo’s List…

by Jacky Jasper

Urban Guru Jacky Jasper’s Weekly

TOP 5 women who should be on every REAL gigolos list.

5. Christina Milian - She’s 28-years old, and soon to be single. She’ll no doubt score a lot of money from her divorce. You may remember earlier this week, photos of her husband The Dream surfaced, exposing him frolicking with another woman during a secret Caribbean vacation. The Dream is more than just an artist…he also happens to be VP of Def Jam Records. The now married couple has a child together, and knowing Christina and her family, they’re going to nail this guy for a lot of cash!!! One way to get to Christina would be through her younger sister, Elizabeth…she likes to smoke Kush and party, and she’ll introduce you to her sister…Trust me…I know!!! You must be able to make the Cuban princess laugh, and yes…she loves sex! So you must have the stamina and be prepared with her not liking to play with her man’s anus. Sources say that’s exactly why her husband didn’t like having sex with her anymore. Christina is a Libra, so she’s not a cheap girl. Serve her day and night and you’ll get paid right!

4. Justin Bieber’s mother – Pattie Lynn Malette is a lonely Christian woman who’s holding a lot of money which her son Justin can’t spend yet. But guess what? If you play your cards right you might be able to help her spend Justin Bieber’s money!!! You must pretend to be a Christian, but it’s worth it. Know why? Because Pattie’s body must be banging…Playboy magazine offered her $50K to pose topless. Pattie is a freak. That’s why she had her son Justin at the early age of 17. She’s looking for a black dude who resembles her son’s mentor, Usher. Sources say her son will approve.

3. Valerie Bertinelli – She’s born under the sign of Taurus, 50, horny and lonely. She’s is engaged to Tom Vitale, but sources say she likes her lovers much younger. Valerie has her own money, being that she’s the face of Jenny Craig. She also has a new television show “Hot In Cleveland”, and a lot of Eddie Van Halen money. Valerie likes her Gigolo’s in their late 20′s. Insiders say her secret diet plan involves her using cocaine and Xtasy pills.

2. Mashonda - She’s Swizz Beatz’ ex, and she’s cashing in big checks from the music producer! Sources say she’s a very lonely woman. Mashonda I’m told is very vindictive and wants revenge, so she’ll share the limelight with a Gigolo who’s very fashionable and has an athletic a physical build…so he can protect her from her baby’s father, ex-crack head producer Swizz Beatz. Don’t believe me? Ask DMX.

1. Tina Knowles - She’s Beyonce’s mother, she’s 56-years-old and lonely. Tina’s looking for a young stud to please her…her ex-husband Mathew was never home. Know why? Because dude was a coke sniff’in cheater! So, Tina will pay to get her groove back (and word is the pay out is good). Only young males with athletic build may apply…

Having a woman with money can help you to climb the Ladder To Success. Don’t believe me? Ask Gabriel Aubry. He hasn’t worked in years. Know why? Because he’s a Gigolo mane!