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Despite the wishes of Brooke Hogan, the Hulkster was back in the ring, Monday.
And, it may just have been his last wrestling match, with Brooke Hogan being very concerned with her father still wrestling.
“You promised me you wouldn’t be back in the ring,” Hulk says Brooke insisted.
I must agree with Brooke – he should stay the fuck out the ring especially considering Hulk’s injured back. Don’t you agree? I mean Hulk’s son Nick (who’s half the Hulkster’s age) is having a hard time at wrestling. Know why? Because he was recently just hurt in the ring, during a match just days ago mane.
But ring or no ring, there’s one person Hulk admits he’d really like to knock some sense into – Brad Pitt.
“I never understood. I never understood and I’d love to knock sense. Why would anybody leave Jennifer Aniston? I mean come on brother,” said Hulk. “She’s (Jennifer Aniston) brilliant, she’s smart, she’s good looking, she’s sensual. She’s sexy. She’s got the body of a God. She’s got it all going on. Brad Pitt –the ultimate male still– whatever that is–I understand Angelina she’s gorgeous—it’s like trading a Cadillac for a Cadillac.”
I agree with Hulk, Jennifer Aniston is a better catch than Angelina.
In the meantime, Hulk is pitching a reality series to Spike TV: “In Search Of The Next Hulk Hogan.”
All proceeds from Mr. Gerber will be donated to dental charities!
hahahaha is this his grandkid?
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Oh please, this coming from an aging wrestler who’s now dating a woman who looks EXACTLY like his daughter! He has NO room to talk about ANYBODY!
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I agree Shazza, that’s a lot of money on dinners and roses that Hulk doesn’t need to spend. He should have done a Fritzel on his daughter long ago, and kept her chained up in the basement.
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