Jacky Jasper’s New Years Resolutions – 2009
I am back from a beautiful vacation it was wonderful if you haven’t took time out to check out Brazil you should. Through-out the year I’ll tell you more about the Brazilian women I encountered. They were the best of the best Brazil has to offer.
Most of you I heard stayed in for the New Year or you did private house parties. Here’s my New Years resolutions I hope I live up to them.
1. I am not passing my joint or my blunt or my bong to anyone roll one for yourself or get your own bong (not exchanging saliva with no one.)
2. I am not fucking with broke chics at all (even if they’re hot)
3. I am going back to performing live, I will only perform with my band.
4. I am opening up my dating service.
5. If you don’t got nothing to bring to the table don’t get at me at all, please don’t.
6. If I can’t make money with you then I can’t fuck with you.
7. I am moving to Brazil.
8. I am never going back to Arizona for nothing.
9. I am doing television this year. I will also start the Jacky Jasper Show to run online. I will also start doing video blogs.
10. Quit smoking cigarettes
11. I am only fucking with chics with tear drop titties (breast implants.) Fucking with those girls is good they rarely let you down and after going through that operation those chics find it hard to lower their standards and Jacky appreciates that.
Hope you also make and live by your resolutions for 2009!
Other Articles by Jacky:
- Jacky Jasper’s Predictions for 2009
- Q & A with Jacky Jasper
- Now, Cam’ron is a Funny Dude!!!
- Madonna’s XMAS Ass!!
- That Funny Lookin Singing Dude, Jamie Foxx!!
- NECOLE BITCHIE RESPONDS TO JACKY
- SVF OG KUSH: BUSY LIKE A BEE * SUNSET ORGANIC COLLECTIVE
- Girls Next Door (Pimp Moves by Tricks)
- Jacky Jasper’s: PIMP ALERT – JOE ARPAIO
- MAX-B vs JIM JONES
January 3rd, 2009 at 19:22
what about resolutions for everyone on your lists?
January 5th, 2009 at 09:42
Here are my comments-
Concerning #1:
How ’bout putting the joint, blunt, bong down yourself so you do not have to take the train.
Concerning #7:
If you are moving to Brazil, then I’m moving to Boston…and so is your drummer!
Concerning #1 & #10:
One word – Dehumidifier!
Concerning #11:
Stupid
That’s all.
XO XO XO X
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