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1. More grown adults will move back home into their mothers house.

2. Less people will be watching the Fox News.

3. The crime rate will rise, more decent people will turn to crime (shoplifting, prostitution,robberies, anything   money related)

4. Expect more businesses to declare bankruptcy.

5. Black kids will start to form bands, the days of dudes being on stage grabbing their nuts talking tuff is done.

6. All the thinkers, the creative people, the people with talent, the people who are not lazy will be successful.

7. More and more people are going to think that the world is coming to and end, they are wrong, more religious fanatics expect it.

8. Less people will be moving into America to live (mexcians) and more people will be moving out of America (Americans.)

9. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson will break up (who cares)

10. White people will get to know who the fuck Katt Williams is.

11. India and Pakistan are going to take the gloves off, and Israel is going to go off.

12. More and more criminals are going to be snitching on themselves by bragging about their crimes on You Tube.

13. More box office stars will be turning to television.

14. A lot of video vixens chics who were all up in the rap and RnB videos will be doing escorting.

15. Buffoon rap and auto tune must die it will die in 09.

16. Expect a lot of major record companies to start dropping acts I mean a lot of acts like we have never seen before.

17. The streets will be targeting entertainers more than they ever did before.

18. Reggie Bush will marry Kim ( piss face ) Kardashian ( sucka nigga )

19. More people will be depressed so expect more drug usage drug use will be at a all time high.

20. 2009 will be a better year than 2008 but you must work hard and stop looking at others and look at yourself and only you can make a change.

Jacky 17:01

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