If you just tuned in, let me bring you up to speed…I’ve seen VH1′s so-called “UNDATEABLE” program really as a male-bashing show promoting a male bashing book.
This segment is my rebuttal to that show, and here at HSK we’re just having fun. So ladies don’t be offended…just join in and laugh along with us.
Thank you.
Yours truly,
Jacky
With that being said, here we go…
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29. Chics who have rough hands and/or have calluses can not give a gentle touch to a males private area. That makes you UNDATEABLE.
28. Chics who force you to watch television shows like The Hills, The Kardashians and the worst film ever made “Sex And The City” are UNDATEABLE.
27. Chics who are missing teeth (like Tiger Woods’ mistress, Jamie Grubbs) are UNDATEABLE.
26. Chics who buy their underwear from Wal Mart kill my erection, and that makes them UNDATEABLE.
25. Chics standing less than five-feet tall are little people to me. If you’re one of those ladies, I’m sorry honey…to me you’re UNDATEABLE.
24. Chics who have too much collagen in their lips look like someone just punched them in their mouth…which makes them UNDATEABLE.
23 .Chics with itty bitty titties need to call Dr. 90210. Who wants a chic with a man’s chest? So guess what honey? You’re UNDATEABLE!
22. Chics who wear gold fronts look fucking ridiculous, and are UNDATEABLE.
21. If you’re a chic who takes public transit, you probably don’t have a car. If you don’t have a vehicle, how are going to pick me up at the airport? You’re UNDATEABLE!
20. Chics who have a raspy voice sound kinda manly, and that means we can’t talk sexy on the phone. So that makes you UNDATEABLE!
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My top ten list is right around the corner. Can you guess what number one is?
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As a lady, I’m look at it like this is your blog & if this how you feel, so be it. In general, you’re speaking for the men & what you’ll don’t like. That’s cool, you’re still a stand up guy to me. Oh, I didn’t like the pic of Gabourey as a gorilla, but oh well……..going back to lurking status.
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jackyjasper Reply:
May 29th, 2010 at 09:13
Just playing don’t take it serious…
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sometimes girls think they can get away with stuff and a guy wont catch on, well Jacky you certainly have “caught on” and thanks for this eye-opening view…if the ladies dont like it, then, well THE TRUTH HURTS! ciao my friend.
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jackyjasper Reply:
May 29th, 2010 at 09:02
Thank -u-…
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Hilarious.
Can’t find the last twenty. I am sooo guilty of sooo many of them. Yet I still date hot men. Lucky me!!
Just love your sense of humor.
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jackyjasper Reply:
May 29th, 2010 at 09:02
Because you are cute that’s why you date hot men but can u cook?
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Shar Reply:
June 3rd, 2010 at 05:37
You bet!!
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Fucking retard. How difficult is it to count down from 100 to 1? Too busy hustlin you forgot what you were doing?
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