Jacky Jasper’s Twenty-Ten New Year Predictions…
With the start of a new year just days away, Jacky Jasper has envisioned the new year’s top headlines – from hard news, to celebrity happenings. Here are Jacky Jasper’s top ten predictions for 2010…
10. Nicki Minaj’s ass will deflate while she’s on the red carpet at the 2010 BET Awards.
9. Anderson Copper will finally come out of the closet.
8. A shocking amount of Mexicans will be running for the border, because of California’s skyrocketing jobless rate.
7. Khloe will give birth to Lamar Odom’s baby before he leaves her.
6. Tiger Woods will marry one of his gold diggers – probably, Rachel Uchitel.
5. Jesus will leave Madonna for Moses.
4. You’ll see more and more rappers following in Camron’s footsteps by pawning their jewels, as a result of their dwindling rap careers.
3. FOX News will continue to instill loads of fear into the minds of Americans, running the Christmas Terror Scare to the ground. Plus, Sean Hannity will
begin to become more and more scarce as Glenn Beck takes the lead seat to conduct the national scare.
2. You’ll have to follow newly imposed airport attire laws, dressed in 1980′s-esque sweat suits (much like the travel attire of Tiger Woods’ mother). If
you’re black, expect to be encounter a cavity search at all airport security checks. Thanks Umar Abdulmutallab!
1. America will capture and kill Usama Bin Laden.
Other Articles by Jacky:
- GLENN BECK: “Tiger Woods May Actually Be O.J. Simpson”
- Tiger Breaks From Sex Rehab to Visit Uncle Tom’s Cabin
- Tiger Woods Crowned with “2009 Top House Nigga” Award
- Tina Turner Doesn’t Want To Hear Anything About Black History Month
- Racist Glenn Beck: “Obama Turned America Into Planet Of The Apes”
Mainstream medias whitewash of a government cover-up of the completely coincidentally timed “Christmas attack”.
Bomber’s accomplice being protected?
http://www.prisonplanet.com/officials-claim-second-man-unrelated-to-christmas-attack.html
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Dark Angel Reply:
December 31st, 2009 at 09:17
thats crazy story josh….. but sticking to a story when contridicted often is much more realistic than any premeditated conspiracy theory!
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