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Jacky Jasper’s Top 100 Things Which Make a Chic UNDATEABLE
This is my rebuttal to VH1′s male-bashing UNDATEABLE program. Someone has to speak-up for all the men out there. Don’t you agree?
Here we go…
69. Any chic who posts half naked pictures of themselves on their MySpace/Facebook profile (and is NOT getting paid for doing so), let’s me know she’s an attention whore. That makes her UNDATEABLE.
68. Chics who don’t listen to their dude are UNDATEABLE.
67. Secretly escorting behind your dude’s back and and spending all of that whoring money on yourself means you’re not only UNDATEABLE…you’re also DANGEROUS. Know why? Because in the eyes of the law, your boyfriend is a pimp and could land himself five years in prison mane!
66. Chics who make out with other girls, yet don’t bring those girls home for you to bone (Amber Rose does this to Kanye West all the time) lands them in the UNDATEABLE category. Know why? Because she’s cheating on you.
65. Chics who dress like boys (like Ellen Degeneres) are UNDATEABLE.
64. Who needs a bible thumper around? That’s why overly religious chics should go find a priest. They’re UNDATABLE.
63. Chics who have recurring yeast infections and use Monistat 3 vaginal anti fungal creams are nasty, and UNDATEABLE.
62. Any chic who wears a wig is a tranny to me, because that’s what female impostors do, and dudes like myself aren’t into transvestites…so, they’re UNDATEABLE.
61. Hey fat girls…I’m sorry to say, so call me a prick…but any chic looking like Gabourey Sidibe, Rosie O’Donnell, Rosanne Barr or Mo’Nique can make me puke…I’m sorry I have a weak stomach…You’re UNDATABLE!
60. Chics who use a wet wipe to clean their privates, and considers that as a shower (and to top it off uses cheap perfume to cover their funky body odor) are UNDATEABLE
Tomorrow I will be back to list another 10 things which make a chic UNDATEABLE. Can you guess what number ONE is?
All proceeds from Mr. Gerber will be donated to dental charities!
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Good dental hygiene is a top priority and a person with a neglected, jacked up grill, i.e. overgrown plaque-decay-gum disease-deeply stained teeth-breath that would freeze you in your tracks would be frightening/undateable.
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jackyjasper Reply:
May 23rd, 2010 at 10:12
I agree…tell me more!!!
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