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Soulja Boy is dating a reality show chic and her name is Cali; remember her from the Ray j show? What is wrong with these nicca’s don’t they know all these reality chic’s are whores? In other words you cannot trust them. So why date them? Is Soulja Boy that desperate for a girlfriend? Isn’t Bow Wow available?

Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou had a baby boy this weekend lets give this couple our congratulations since its Russell’s checks that keep them both living. Isn’t it?

Whoo Kid is Fiddy’s DJ and dude got Yung Berg’s chain. Now Whoo Kid is taking pictures with the chain on the internet and if that chain belongs to Yung Bergs isn’t that theft? Couldn’t Whoo Kid be charged with stolen property? Yung Berg should get a bodyguard. Is Cedric ” Alfamega” Zellars available? Alfamega doesn’t have a career anymore does he?

Tyler Perry is a house nigga; know why? Spike Lee said so. Spike said while watching the NBA finals he saw the Tyler Perry television commercials on TBS. I don’t know the name of Tyler’s sitcom and I don’t want to ‘cuz I already knew that Tyler Perry was a buffoon; didn’t you see his movies? I didn’t.
Like Spike, I saw the commercials for Tyler’s movies and I was totally offended. Tyler Perry is wrong and he’s bad for the kids.
You don’t want your kid growing up acting like Mister Jay from America’s Next Top Model do you?

Was I right about the Orlando Magic defeating the Cleveland Cavaliers? Yes I was ‘cuz Orlando claimed victory Saturday. Didn’t they?
Regarding the Lakers I said Sunday they would claim victory but I was wrong; know why? Kobe and his Gold and Purple bandits claimed victory Friday night against the Denver Nugget’s. Now it’s the Lakers vs. Magic’s who will claim victory?

Stay tuned…..
Gotta Go….

-Guru Jacky

Other Articles by Jacky:

• TYLER PERRY Is One Rich Ass House Negro!
• WHY IS JOC SUPRISED?
• NATIONAL CHAMPS LOS ANGELES LAKERS
• Yung Joc Joking About Puffy?
• Did Soulja Boy Finally Get a Copy of “The Misdeducation of Lauryn Hill”?
• From One House Nigga To Another
• Bubble Butt Mami Week
• Urban Insider Daily News
• Joaquin Phoenix + Drugs = Perfect Opportunity for Puffy
• Is Soulja Boy Really Gay?

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