JACKY UNDERGOES ACUPUNCTURE!
by Jacky Jasper
I took a trip to Florida three weeks ago, and I must admit the vacation was truly peaceful. I totally enjoyed myself. Know why?
Because I was away from everyone, but anywhere I go I will always remain low-key…Know why? Cuz people bore me mane! In other words, I’ve seen it all. Once I landed at LAX I immediately went to the gym for some exercise, and threw out my back. The pain was excruciating mane!
My friend sent me over to an acupuncture therapist and guess what? It worked. I told the doctor that the only addiction I have to kick is smoking (Parliament cigarettes), and the doctor told me he can help me with a three-day session to kick my nicotine habit. I was so excited, but then I got disturbing news which leads me to take another trip. I had to move up all my meetings with all my associates
I had to reassure them all that I will not let them and my readers down. I will continue to report don’t matter what and that’s my word. There’s over 500,000 blog sites started up monthly, and those sites need ideas. So, if I was to slack off guess what? They’ll hijack my shit, won’t they? My staff and I will keep bringing you the stories you love to read – The most controversial content from the Hollywood Street King. They’ll be on the streets telling me what’s fresh, and new and I will deliver it to you as long as I have my laptop. There’s nothing that can stop me.
I am going through melancholy right now, but it will only make me stronger. As for my enemies, I forgive you all because that is your weakness. I didn’t say so, the holy books did. And remember blogs, movies, and records are all entertainment so don’t take it to serious it’s only business…
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek I hate needles, are you doing the acupuncture for the back problem and does it work for quitting cigarettes?
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yo jacky,
sorry to hear about your back pain mane!! that shits a mudda fucka i know. threw mine out playing hoops over at the las palmas, yucca st. courts dude!! every athlete has a back or knee problem at some point. that’s the price of staying active. i’ve learned to take injuries and illness as a mini vacation. sometimes the speed of life and the constant grind can stress a mudda fucka out. even a laid back smooth dude like myself. and sometimes after a vacation i feel i need a vacation just to chilly chill. so jacky dr.s orders mane, stuff that melancholy shit in a flower pot and grow some kush from it to smoke, no cigs!! stay positive, that helps you heal. then prop yourself up in front of the plasma tv. and netflix the wire or the sapranos or some cool shit like that.. even all in the family season 2 will do( the sammy davis and archie episode is a straight classic). also catch up on any movies the grind has kept you from seeing. make sure you have a bell and a vixen just incase you need a snack. and just chill. rest is the only medicine to cure a bad back mane!! no short cuts.
HSK Athletic Director,
The Post Master General on
the basketball courts of
Hollywood,
noah benoit benjamin
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and yo jacky,
about that disturbing news, handle that business mane!! its amazing how hard news can put work and life into it’s place. dont get me wrong, makin’ money is the shit(spending it is even better) but it won’t bring my brother back from the grave… and thats some real spit dude… and trip on this, bad news and stress can fuck a playas back up on its own mane!! so you tell your associates and investors this, you didnt get your readers overnight and you won’t lose them overnight take your trip, handle that business and then back to this southern california lifestyle that makes us all feel warm and fuzzy.. at least these cali bitches do mane!!
HSK Psychologist and
Self Help Coach,
noah timothy leary benjamin
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