Jacky’s Bud Review: Herojuana

by Jacky Jasper

Herojuana; what a great strain if you have sleeping problems! I used to suffer from insomnia but fortunately for me I don’t anymore.

If I did I would have been smoking Herojuana nightly. It’s so relaxing and it’s all natural…No Zig Zags or blunts needed – get the bubbler out or you going to totally miss out on the impeccable taste.

If you’re taking Xanax or any other sedative, stop! This bud is what you need in your life – I know, I got rid of my pill jar…I strongly recommend this bud for people who need to be sedated, people like Angelina Jolie. She is an extremely busy woman and in order to really enjoy her downtime she needs Herojuana – it will help her to relax. No more freaking out on the movie sets! She will be able to do all this without a pill prescription…

Another celebrity that comes to mind is comedian Dane Cooke – he gets too excited during his stand-up performance. Those evil Hollywood doctors probably have him all addicted to their prescriptions but all Dane needs is a dispensary that serves this bud. Maybe if Dane was Bubbling he would have never passed up the the role he was offered in the new Harry Potter film…What was he thinking?
Puff puff but don’t pass Dane…tell the guy or girl beside you to buy their own grass…I don’t wanna get what you got mane…

Kush Chronicles 18:03

-Guru Jacky