Jacky’s Bud Review – Purple Diesel

by Jacky Jasper

Purple Diesel is a hybrid meaning it’s a sativa/indica and guess what? It’s dynamite.

This strain got me in the mood to go outside and toss a football around. Know why? Purple Diesel gets you active. Ask my neighbors. I had the stereo on full blast, I didn’t give a fuck I was on Purple Diesel.

Now I am in the kitchen guess who saves the day? Peanut butter and a grape jelly sandwich. Grab a Bud Lite!

I am going to call my ex-girlfriend. I’ll tell her all about herself. Know why? Dude, I am on Purple Diesel. I feel like a Running-Back. I’ll knock anybody over, I am going to the liquor store. ” Pack of Parliament’s ” I said to the Indian store clerk he replied ” Thax fiddy, Thax fiddy” I was like, “What MF” Sir are you trying to say six dollars and fifty cents he replied ” jes”. I told him all I have is six dollars. He gave me my Parliament cigarettes know why? I was on Purple Diesel mannn!!!

I strongly recommend this bud for the no nonsense guy. People like:

Dennis Leary he’ll enjoy this strain. Dennis will tell you to fuck-off in a hot minute. Know why? Cuz Dennis is a Purple Diesel guy.

Gucci Mane, he’s another dude who’ll tell you to fuck-off in a heartbeat. That’s why he’s always in jail mane. Know why? Gucci mixes the Purple Diesel with pills and that’s no good. Don’t mix Kush with anything but a Bud lite (Kush Doctor taught me that)

Kanye - He should try this bud on his way to the airports. Kanye will learn the paparazzi a lesson. Know why? Cuz of the Purple Diesel dude!!! Kanye will be able to run over the paparazzi like a Running-Back. I wonder if Reggie Bush does this stuff?

The dudes that tried to rob Lindsay this week also should have tried this stuff. They would have been able to run right the fuck up in there if they were on this shit!