JACKY’S KUSH REVIEW – SUNSET ORGANIC’S BLUE DREAM!!

by Jacky Jasper

Blue Dream Gets HSK’s Thumbs-Up!

For today’s bud review – I had my graphics artist intern, Mike take “Blue Dream” to the test. The Sativa-type Mary Jane took Mike’s creativity to the next level. I mean, dude is a natural talent, but on “Blue Dream”, Mikey turned in his best graphics to date…leaving myself and my partner more than satisfied with his work. I asked Mike, “Where is all this energy coming from?” He replied “Blue Dream kush mane”.

My business partner and I decided to grant Mikey the green light to continue with his kush smoking habits (here at office)…that is, as long as he stays productive. Mikey assured the team that as long as he has “Blue Dream” kush in his life, he can handle a full 12 hour day of tip top creativity. BTW – we at HSK no longer pay our employees in cash. Know why? Because we pay ‘em in kush grass mane. Sunset Organic Collective gives it to us for Review and

Diana is another employee here at HSK. She serves as my editor, and boy does she ever smoke weed. Diana fell in love with “Blue Dream” the minute she took the strains smoke in – Know why? Because it keeps her editing and turning in stories, just as fast as I send them to her – so fast that shes asks me (on Blue Dream), “Is there any more work for me to do Mr. Jasper?”

Though I haven’t personally smoked “Blue Dream”, I gotta love it! Know why? Because my weed smoking employees are more productive and creative than the other guys that work over at globalgrind.com. The weed the globalgrind.com camp smoke contains seeds and stems, and I’m sure the taste is horrible. I recommend “Blue Dream” to all employers at globalgrind – Know why? Because I’m sure it will make their lazy employees’ productivity skyrocket to an all time high.

I say the creative teams for many  sites competing with HSK including thedirty.com are also in dire need of this bud. Know why?

Because thedirty.com is fuckin’ boring mane! I mean their writers use the name ‘Greg’ in place of the word ‘Dick’. And, the owner of thedirty.com is a total loser.  So when I see him, I’m gonna to kick his ass just for being such a putz. Another site I believe is in need of “Blue Dream” are those behind TMZ.com. Know why? Cuz they’re not being creative…they’re just jacking stories. What’s worse is that those jacked stories have no details, and lack any sign of ‘bells and whistles’. They just post their corny ass logo “TMZ EXCLUSIVE” on everything. In other words, Harvey Levin and his staff are not creative at all – they just suck cock! And when I see the house nigga Harvey got working for him (the one with the dreadlocks), I’m simply going to punch him in his “Chicken George” face. I’m sure that each and everyday, Harvey orders the house nigga on his staff ” Play it again Sam”….

If your employees are coming up short… Give them some “Blue Dream” kush and they’ll be straight! That’s my word!

Kush Chronicles…15:06