Jacky’s Music Economics 101: LADY GAGA Is Broke

Lady Gaga has a major problem and do you know what it is? She’s broke. This eccentric artist puts all her money back into her shows and her unique outfits. It’s 2009, and the tour isn’t in support of a record called Thriller. You can’t get away with it anymore! I’ll tell you all this much being signed to Akon doesn’t help either…know why? It’s probably really hard to get a pay check from Akon mane.

Why can’t Interscope Records throw her a rope and give Miss Gaga some sort of advance so she can maintain her shit? Lady Gaga said her manager is totally pissed at her because of the spending habits…can you blame the guy?

Anyways, she has a tour later this year. Lady Gaga is going be opening up for The Almighty Kanye West.

She better figure out how to make this tour profitable. Know why? ‘Cuz ain’t nobody buying records mane. I told you all before the music business is a dying industry. Ask Clive Davis. He’ll tell you…

-Guru Jacky