Soul Food, 420 Edition | Jacky Jasper's Diary of a Hollywood Street King

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Jacky’s Soul Food ON The Go…(Back by Demand!)

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Although we had planned to roll out Bollywood Booty week here at HSK, we had an overwhelming number of emails from you guys that you wanted Soul Food for one more week.
Here ya go.

Rihanna was at My House (a club here in L.A.) recently, for Baron Davis’ 30th birthday. I wonder how many guys trying to hit that now…?
Jessica Alba and her douche-bag shitty music producer rich husband were there too, and Jacky too! Britney Spears was dancing in front of me looking a hair less fat than normal – it was a cool event I guess?
Cool, that is, until DJ Corba started spinning a record diss’in Chris Brown. White people got nutty; they loved it.
I wonder how Rihanna felt?

Amy Winehouse is adopting a little black baby. I told you all it’s the new trend – white people with little black babies.
Who is authorizing this adoption? Isn’t she a crackhead? Doesn’t she know that we all know? Stupid bitch!!!

M.I.A. was a flop at Coachella. She was on the big stage and the non-talented bitch couldn’t handle it. She didn’t know what to do so she call fans on stage but security said hell no. M.I.A. told her retarded fans Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were in the crowd.
M.I.A. said she’ll perform in the tent next time… like I fucking care.

Beyonce has recently done a Nintendo commercial and boy does it suck. It’s really boring. Nintendo is trying to push this gameboy shit to an older demographic to compete with the Iphone, etc etc.
Its not gonna work though, it’s certainly not believable to have Beyonce endorsing it either.
It’s best she do her ads in her bra and panties from now on if she wants my attention.

Diana Ross sucks. Im not even gonna validate her by giving you guys her news…
She totally fucked her way to the top, but which bitch didn’t I guess? Everyone knows some dyke is lick’in or some dude is dick’in if you want someone to start pick’in.

Madonna took the 4th horse related fall in the past few years on Saturday when her horse freaked after photogs were taking pictures.
Madonna was taken to Southampton Hospital and is currently “resting” at Gwyneth Paltrow’s house.

Black kids who wear skinny jeans got a new dance. It’s called The Jerk. I wonder if Kanye and Pharrell know how to do that dance? Kanye got 2 left feet – betcha he can’t do it!! Pharrell dances like George Jefferson too, I swear!!!

Chingy (the rapper from Atlanta, used to be signed to DTP), has been busted by a pretty scary tranny on the internet. Allegedly the “person” says he sucks a pretty mean dick!

We’ll be posting a link to the video later today.

Since its 420 and all, I’m in a pretty good mood so I’m gonna give you guys a extra serving of Soul Food today. Enjoy below.
Gotta go….