Jacky’s Strip Club Buddy – Benicio del Toro!!!

by Jacky Jasper

Benicio Del Toro and I go to the same strip club, so does Bill Maher. I see Bill and Benicio all the time.

I am not going to tell you the spot but, KCBS sports journalist Jim Hill knows where its at. One time Benicio and I both went to this strip club to pick up the same bitch. I arrived at the club at 1:45, He was there 5 minutes before me.

We were both standing outside the club, I noticed him and I  said,” What’s up?” His eyes stared at my boots, he knew they cost twenty-five hundred, he knew my gear was of Beverly Hills.

He said ” I am benicio, nice to meet you.” I introduced myself, we were both smoking cigarettes, then the bitch Lana comes out.

She see’s both of us and acts confused. Benicio and I both caught what was going on, he said ” you know her?” I said, “Yes” he said “jacky what’s up?” We both laughed.

I jumped into a taxi to the other strip club. It’s only two blocks away. There I kicked it with my Russian chic Victoria, she had the pleasure of taking me home that night.

To remind you all, anytime I see Benicio at the spot, he be buying me mad drinks, he’s my strip club buddy.

Going to see Benicio’s Del Toro latest flim “CHE” will help you on your climb up the
Ladder Of $ucce$$

Jacky 8:19

(originally Published December 11, 2008)