Jaleel “Urkel” White Explodes From Roid Rage

by Jacky Jasper

The character many of us know as Urkel is striving to shed that geeky image of being a skinny dude with suspenders that hold his pants up to his chest. Now, it seems that Jaleel “Urkel” White’s steroid plot to beef up to a muscle man is playing against him and his family.

That’s because the drug induced television actor/comedian is now facing a battering investigation stemming from allegations from his baby’s mother. Briget Hardy claims she was riding in a car with White down California’s Pacific Coast Highway, with the couple’s baby in the vehicle, when White allegedly punched her breast implants. This before she says he “slapped her, and pushed her into a toilet, breaking the tank” when the couple arrive at their home.

The investigation comes while the couple is apparently involved in an ongoing custody battle over their young infant. White’s rep says Hardy has not been injured in any way, and that the event did not even happen. Adding, that “there was absolutely no battery … no abuse … and the incident never happened,” the rep reports. “This is just a ploy in an ongoing custody battle over their young daughter to tarnish his name.”

Do any of you even care about Jaleel “Urkel” White? What are your thoughts?