James Brown’s Widow Takes 1/4!

by Jacky Jasper

Who is Tomi Rae you ask? Tomi is James Brown’s widow and she has a son from the late great James Brown. I’ve met Tomi and she’s a  strange woman… know why? Tomi does drugs; her preference is to free-base cocaine. I know the old skool cats; I’ve spoken to Pinetop Perkins before; have you? Most cat’s like Ike Turner, god bless his soul, believed that Tomi Rae was a gold digger. Do you believe so? The rest of James Brown’s kids do. Tomi was married while she was engaged to James Brown; does Tomi have game? Yes she does; know why? Tomi got away with a quarter of the late great James Brown’s estate!

James Brown sold his publishing for a lot of money and I remember only David Bowie getting more. I don’t know what the correct amount James got for his publishing but it was over 45 million. Did Tomi Rae Hynie Brown come up? Yes. Am I looking for Tomi Rae’s phone number in my old Sprint Pocket PC phone? Yes. Why you may ask? ‘Cuz Tomi Rae Hynie Brown smokes crack mane!!!!!

-Guru Jacky