Jamie Pressly Pees Standing UP?

Jamie Pressly is out of her mind. Some of you might say that Jamie Elizabeth Presley is total white trash and I have to agree with you.

Jamie is known as the character Joy on the NBC sitcom My Name Is Earl; I remember when Jamie was dating Dennis Rodman – she had something to say that caught my attention and guess what that was? Jamie said she’s more black than Dennis Rodman.

I truly believe her because Dennis Rodman is a complete lunatic and this is not secret to any of you. is it? Anyways Jamie was out at a gay bar this past Sunday (The Abbey) Guess what Jamie did? The bitch got so drunk she sat on the concrete outside of the club on Robertson Blvd in her own urine.

Jamie is always cast as the trailer park chic in Hollywood – sometimes art depicts life. Doesn’t it?

-Guru Jacky

P.S. Jamie has denied allegations that she was actually peeing and stated it was part of a bridal prank game???