Janet Jackson Kicks Boys to the Curb

by Jacky Jasper

Move over fellas, cuz MJ’s little sister says she doesn’t want anything to do with you anymore, and I totally find it sexified. ” Some might say boys smell anyway – they stink,” says Janet Jackson, “and they’re dirty.” Hmmmm, maybe Janet’s talking about ex-boyfriend, Jermaine Dupri.

That’s right. Janet recently gave the founder of So So Def records his walking papers after a boring seven-year-long relationship. I guess that seven-year itch holds true, in this case.

Before Dupri, there were two failed marriages with two other men – James DeBarge and Rene Elizondo. What do the three men of Janet’s life all have in common? I’ll tell you – They’re all a bit on the soft side mane! In other words, Janet is more of a man than all of them put together.

Even after recently burying The King of Pop, she’s scheduled to deliver a tribute to her brother, MJ at this Sunday’s VMA’s. Plus, she’s making a comeback alongside her original producers – Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis. Guess she finally figured out Jermaine (Bullshit producer) Dupri was bad for her career.

So, even with the shadow of Michael Jackson’s death fresh for her and her family, Janet’s wearing the pants and doin’ what her older brother, Jermaine Jackson probably can’t do… Entertainment mane.

I guess that’s why she says to call her, “Miss Jackson if you’re nasty!”