JAY MOHR ATTACKS JACKY VIA TWITTER

JACKY RESPONDS WITH CALL FOR CHARITY STREETFIGHT

Jay Mohr recently took shots at me on Twitter, calling me wack. He even blocked me from following him on Twitter. Know why? Because he knows that I’m going to use Twitter to tell him about his mom, and his manly-looking wife. Who I might add, can make a pimp throw-up! I mean, she’s such an ugly bitch, she could raise the dead.

Jay Mohr’s wife is YUK!!! My reason for banging on Jay’s wife stems from him having the audacity to insult Michelle Obama. I refuse to repeat the degrading names he used to describe the first lady, but what can one expect from a man who taught his dog how to hump stuffed animals??? As a matter of fact, it just maybe that Jay’s dog picked-up that dirty trick from witnessing Jay humping blow-up sex dolls. That’s something I definitely would not put past Jay Mohr (just take a look at his wife). Lady Gaga is more feminine, and we all know that she’s part man.

Have you ever witnessed Jay’s lost attempts at stand-up comedy? He fucking sucks! Jay makes bullshit comedians like Bob Saget and Carrot Top look like top notch comedians. Please also note that Jay’s television show, “Gary Unmarried” solely generates a gay fan base. Ask Wanda Sykes.

I just wanna punch Jay Mohr in his fucking face for wasting people’s time with his bullshit shows. I know he’s sucked dick like Ryan Seacrest to get air time. For those of you that don’t know, that’s what non-talented people do in Hollywood for placement. Ask Lance Bass.

Hey Jay — or should I address you with what Simon Cowell calls you: “Miss Gay Mohr”? I challenge you to a street fight. Please note: there will be no no biting or scratching. Know why? Because that’s what chic’s do when they fight. I would tell you to ask Truman Capote, but he’s dead. I would love for you to step up to the challenge. All proceeds will benefit abused women.

Get at me in the ring– I wanna see if you can dance with the devil.

P.S Lindsey Lohan and I have the same coke dealer, and he said Lindsey told him that they call you a dick blower when you go to the Abbey in West Hollywood…Is that true Jay?

(originally Published November 16, 2009)