JERSEY SHORE & CELEBRITY REHAB ARE A NEST OF HERPES!!!

by Jacky Jasper

A shocking revelation from the creator of “Jersey Shore” reveals the slack ones aren’t safe. Sally Ann Salano admits she’s constantly worried about STD’s, because everybody on the show is always hooking up. Because of that, Celebrity Rehab’s Dr. Drew Pinsky says the network has him prescribing all of his on air patients the herpes medicine, Valtrex. Salano doesn’t agree. “We hand it out like M&Ms, Hey kids it’s time for Valtrex! It’s like a herpes nest. They’re all mixing it up.”

Salano keeps a therapist on the set for the cast’s difficult episodes. “So you care about Snooki?” asked American Idol judge, Randy Jackson. “You can look at my cell phone right now. I’ve got Papa Snooki, Mama Snooki, all of them,” replied Salano.

All of the above interactions took place at a recent reality TV round table discussion, hosted by the Hollywood Reporter.

Here’s what I have to say about this situation – It would be much easier to ask who doesn’t have the herpes virus in Hollywood. Know why? Because that would be a shorter list. Don’t believe me? Ask Tom Cruise or Benicio Del Toro?