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Jessica Simpson looks a little BLOATED!!

by Jacky Jasper

Who The Fuck is laughing at Nick Lachey Now????

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HOLY SHIT! Was this chic performing at the chili cook-off or was she competing in a chili eating contest? This would have to be a perfect example why I won’t fuck with white chics. Unfortunately for Jessica no-one can rationale that, “at least she has a pretty face” cause that shit is BEAT too!

She is hiding numerous rolls of FAT under those strategically placed leopard belts and those hideous (i ate to much chicken & waffle jeans). This was Daisy Duke a few years back, right? She’s been hanging with the NFL’ers for too long, now she looks like a fuckin Linebacker!

Ladies learn from this whales lesson and take it easy on the calorie consumption.

Your Truly,

Benjamin Astor

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One Response to “Jessica Simpson looks a little BLOATED!!”

  1. Necole Bitchie | January 27th, 2009 at 13:57

    you are f*cking hilarious

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