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@ Jessica Simpson: You should sign to HSK Mgmt.

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Tony Roma (the bullshit quarterback from the Dallas Cowboys) is defecating all over Jessica’s Simpson’s good name. Do you all wanna know what this bullshit quarterback did to Jessica? You all must remember I’m talking about a guy who will never bring his team to win a Super Bowl!

Buss this!!! Tony lives in a gated community and he banned Jessica from ever coming over. He’s acting a lot like Samantha Ronson; in other words he’s acting like a complete lesbian. He made a sign and placed it on his gate that said,

“RED ALERT!!! TONY HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN…JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS.”

What a fucking loser! All I’m still wondering is where’s the big pimp Joey Simpson? Even Stevie Wonder can see that Jessica Simpson needs new management… She should give Joe Jackson a call. I think so. Don’t you?

-Guru Jacky

P.S. Hey Tony: You’re no Troy Aikman.

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