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DRUGS ARE BAD!!!!

Someones taking my advice. They are reading what your boy Jacky’s been saying and and they are running with it.

I told you first. Yes I did, I told you all, that Puffy was taking the wrong approach to Hollywood and he should use his white connects to get into Tinseltown.

I said a lot of actors wanna be musicians and a lot of musicians wanna be actors. We all know this but I told Puffy to work with those cats. I told him to work with the actors who wanna get into the music business. I gave names like Bruce Willis, Kevin Bacon. Just a few, but I also mentioned Joaquin Phoenix was a good guy for Puffy to work with.

Guess what?

Puffy’s people read “The Diary” and they are bringing my advice to the table. Story of my life, where is my gratitude? No thanks for Jacky! Nothing at all (no cars, no jewelery, no art, no money, nothing). Cassie does less and gets more.

Here it is, Puffy is planning to produce Joaquin Phoenix’s new rap album. Phoenix quit acting to become a rapper. This is a good move for Diddy. I know it, I called it. Hopefully Puffy can move past the whole “look like a bum” phase Joaquin is going through. Puffy may find it hard to assert himself over someone he so desperately needs to jock for access to Hollywood. Puffy may be cunningly smart at MARKETING, but all his product thoroughly sucks. Joaquin needs serious help (with everything) and Puff still needs a foothold in Hollywood. This will truly be a challenge to Puff who has gotten a pass for far too much.

For those of you that didn’t know now you do. Puffy is on his way to Hollywood. He’s going to do the same shit that he did in Hip hop, fool (out smart everybody.) This Biggie movie is his first but not his last. Tyler Perry did it and he ain’t no fucking genius. Puffy’s way smarter than that guy, and Hollywood is going broke. Fuck they are going to Bollywood for money, ask Steven Spielberg.

It’s a good time for Puffy to buy himself in and it’s looking like he has. Most of you didn’t give Notorious a good grade. As of today 37.5% of you gave it an A. 38.4% of you gave it a D or F. Who cares you all paid to see it. Puffy ain’t the only one putting out bullshit movies (it placed fourth on the top ten box office.) Most movies coming out of Hollywood smells like bullshit. Have you seen Valkyrie?

A shark swims where there’s food and a conqueror will conquer new land to rule. If you are this person than it’s easy to see this person it’s a step on your climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky 22:08

Other Articles by Jacky:

• Is Joaquin Phoenix the New Andy Kaufman
• Narcissist Of The Week
• PUFF SHOULD SEND KAIN WALKING FOR CHEESECAKE!!
• Xzibit Retraction and Blog Bangin??
• Puff needs to send Aubrey walking for Cheesecake!
• He Got a MILLI in the Bank!!
• Jacky Jasper’s: PIMP ALERT – JOE ARPAIO

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