Nothin’ Funky about John Legend!

John Legend, what was he doing last night? He single handedly fucked up a Sly Stone record. This guy has no funk in him at all. He’s fucking white. John Legend is so fucking stiff he thinks it’s cool.

Sorry dude you are not Donny Hathaway. You are not the male version of Roberta Flack. You are a boring black fella. You are not fucking cool dude. You remind me of a Church Boy, not that’s a bad thing but I didn’t like Sunday School. It sucks.

Why when these cats perform they always have to have the fucking choir? I am tired of the choir singing. I didn’t like Church Service, ok now stop. Get up you lazy piece of shit and do some’thin, entertain me. That’s why you are getting paid. Stop acting like a Vegas act.

John,  you were the worst part of that boring game I walked outside and got a slice. Only white people like you, John. Black street kids think you suck ass.

Jacky 84:09