Kanye, $10 Million, and a Wrestling Ring?

by Jacky Jasper

The Kingpin of the wrestling world, Vince McMahon is ready to sign a $10-million check over to hip hop’s number one asshole of the decade… Kayne West.

That’s rights…the mastermind behind the WWE empire is offering Kayne a good chunk of cash to step into the ring for a total of three matches, showcasing Amber Rose’s premiere sponsor…getting his ass kicked.

Here’s what we know about the contract Mr. McMahon is bringing to Kanye’s table – Two of the trio of matches would be broadcast on network television. But, if you wanna check out the finale of the trinity of fights – with Kayne ‘Big Trick’ West at the center of the events, you’re gonna have to come out of your pocket to see it. Know why? Because it’d be set for broadcast only on PAY-PER-VIEW television.

I must say Vince McMahon is a very smart man… Know why? Cuz white people will finally get to see the ignorant fool who they all love to hate get his black ass kicked. In other words, the PIMP of the wrestling world is calling out Kayne solely to serve as a jester to both himself, and the WORLD!!! HA HA HA! (I hear the the sound of money being counted).

I respect McMahon’s chess play so much that Ima even check this shit out…that is, if it does go down. Cuz guess what… I would enjoy seeing Kanye get his stupid a$$ kicked. Even though this shit’s gonna be staged. Just like the majority of Jerry Springer’s outlandish shows.

Once upon a time, Americans were quick to point their fingers at, and laugh at the European Pop act, “Milli Vanilli.” Now, the whole music industry has become Milli Vanilli. A bunch of ‘no talent needed’ mutha fuckas. Know why? Cuz it’s all just meant for your entertainment mane.

There’s not a doubt in my mind that Kayne should take the money and RUN! I mean, it’s a win-win situation for him – He’ll score 10 million bucks, while white folks get their sweet revenge. Actually, thinking about it – dude will get much more popular. WHAT A GREAT PUBLICITY STUNT, IT’S GENIUS!!! If you ask me, Kanye’s outlandish stunts are working out for him. Know why? He keeps getting paid mane. Won’t you agree?