Kanye, Drake, & The Fame-Whore Foursome

by Jacky Jasper

Kanye is back as a hot topic again…this time he’s an intern; guess where? At the head office of The GAP. Kanye is learning the business side of fashion…his thousand dollar Louis Vuitton sneakers came out and guess what? In some places they were sold out. Doesn’t the GAP stand for Gay and Proud?

It can’t be the poor people buying his over priced sneakers with the pink sole bottom. Why doesn’t Kanye come out the fucking closet? There’s more: Kanye is heading for owning the Biggest Trick Of The Year Award! His escort Amber Rose graduated from stripper to celebrity debutant to signing a modeling deal with the Ford Agency. The nerve of this fame-whore! She wants us all to address her as a “model/actress”.

By the way, Amber makes out with her sister in public. I don’t know about you guys but incest is totally gross in my book. If that isn’t enough, Kanye took time off to sabotage Drake’s video! How you ask? By directing it mane…

Wasn’t Drake rumored to be dating Amber Rose’s bi-sexual sister? I don’t need a psychic like Kenny Kingston to tell me that birds of a feather flock together. Even a blind man can see the breakdown: Drake is signed to Lil Wayne and it’s a know fact that Wayne kisses other men. Then Kanye and Drake are double dating lesbian sisters which leads us to the conclusion that these guys are all pirate sailors out at sea with a rainbow skull flag. I’m sure Kanye, Drake, Amber, and her sister are going to follow Lil Wayne’s footsteps and move to Atlanta. Know why? That’s where all the gay black celebrities are mane…ask Tyler Perry.

-Guru Jacky