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Jacky Reviews Superhead’s New Book: The Vixen Manual
by Jacky Jasper
Someone over at Borders bookstore called the office and invited me down to the store to get a free Karrine Steffans book last week.
So Teddy and I took a drive over to Borders at Sunset and Vine to receive my new autographed book The Vixen Manual.
Karrine autographed my book, wished me well, and I wish I could return the same favor in regards to her book but I can’t.
After reading one chapter of this ridiculous book I came to an instant conclusion – It must be destroyed!
This book goes against all my teachings so I will not allow or promote this book to any of my female constituents.
By the way some of my readers got pissed at me for even taking a picture with Karrine! You guys are the worst – but how can I go against my readers? They know what’s best and so do I that’s why I decided to burn Karrine ” Superhead ” Steffans book, “The Vixen Manual”. I highly recommend this book to the loser chics the girls you’ll never see me with!
Hey its a best seller so some of you people like this book and I’m sure it’s the same people who would watch a cheesy porno by Kim Kardashian! Don’t get mad at me for burning Karrine’s book ‘cuz I’m doing society a major favor…know why? It’s bad for the kids and for the chics who support my lavish lifestyle.
Please don’t get all “ACLU” on me about this – much like snuff films – this book isn’t protected – it’s got no artistic value.
More Photos after the jump:
-Guru Jacky
P.S. Teddy was totally flabbergasted when he saw Karrine in person! The first thing he asked was “Where’s her hair?”
I told him everything, meaning every hoe, is photoshopped…shouldn’t he know?
Wouldn’t you agree?
Jacky Jasper,
Come Labor Day it’ll mean the end of summer 09! Summer romances will begin to ‘decouple’, commercial establishments will gear up for their back to school ‘events!’
Nature calls an end to summer with the autumnal equinox: days are cut short, nights grow long. As growing darkness removes the faculty of sight, so grows our fears and trepidations; not even the cover of darkness which removes the libido’s inhibitions cannot overcome the crushing cold and dark yet to come.
But I, Mr. Jasper will cheat nature, the dark, and the cold, and I have YOU to thank! ‘This’ your ‘treatise’ of…that wretched SuperHead warms the cockles of my heart! You’ve done yeoman’s work sir!
Let it be said that I, (X, Y, and Z) consider that horrid woman and any and everything that she could ever ‘set pen to’, or manage to verbalize, to be akin to the “big lie,” mass propaganda, contrived but ONLY to confound and confuse!
Said propaganda is FAR more than ‘Potboiler nonsense,’said, that you’ve kindly dispatched, should be heaped with others of the sort: The Turner Diaries, Mein Kampf, and ALL dribble by Alice Walker!
You see Jacky, there ARE TIMES: YES, CERTAIN paper SHOULD burn at fahrenheit 451!!!!
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Wow…not even an acknowledgment! HAAAA! Figures…
Anywho, atta boy Jacky, and I see you sprayed lighter fluid on the appropriate pages….just thinking about the content of this book makes me cringe.
God help us.
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jackyjasper Reply:
August 4th, 2009 at 11:06
nope!
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