KHLOE KARDASHIAN HEADING TO THE CHAPEL…LANDING NBA MONEY

One of Hollywood’s biggest fame whores is set to tie the knot with an LA Laker, but get this…she’s only been dating the dude for just SIX-WEEKS! (And another pussy-whipped athlete bites the dust.)

I’m talking about Khloe Kardashian and Lamar ‘Sucka’ Odom. If you don’t know their names by now, you be living under a rock.

Word on the street is Khloe (with her ugly fat ass), refuses to sign a prenuptial agreement. (And, if you didn’t believe me before, this just proves my theory that the Kardashian sisters are all opportunists.) Plus, Khloe’s money-grabbing mother (who loves taking her frequent trips to Dr. 90210), has already sold the wedding pictures to a gossip magazine.

But wait, there’s more…Guess who’s paying for the wedding? The E Channel. Know Why? Cuz it’s all for the cameras mane! Doesn’t this $hit remind you of another recent fake pair? Can’t remember? Let me help you…how ’bout Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett?

Wait…still there’s more! Odom wants the whole thing to go down before the NBA season kicks-off. Know why? Cuz he needs it to happen at that time (away from the court) so they couple can collaborate with the E Channel in planning the staged extravaganza.

Now, they’ve taken the sacred ceremony of a marriage, and turned it into a complete fucking joke. Doesn’t anyone care that the kids of America are gonna be watching?

Is Lamar so desperate for a Ryan Seacrest produced reality show that he will do something as foolish as this? Only one explaination and its not a good one for Odom. S-U-C-K-E-R!!

This message is for Lamar Odom…I truly hope your soon to be (fat, ugly and pudgy-nosed) wife takes all your fucking money! Know why? Cuz you truly are a disgrace to your race for making such a stupid decision. Look at the example you’re setting for young black boys who look look up to to you. You’re a terrible role model. Don’t ya’ll agree?