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KID ROCK collects fur coats, and he don’t like PETA.

Bob (kid rock) and I have some thing in common, we collect fur coats. I collect fur coats, I have a fur hat collection too, I love the Russian Czar look. When I am putting on my full length mink, I dare.

Fuck that, I wish one of those PETA bitches would approach me. It has never happened, and I’ve been sporting the look ever since I was 18 yrs old (u should see my high school pictures i was always a pimp).

It’s mandatory ever good pimp should have a fur hanging in his closet. If you don’t, quit playing , get one.

Get this true story, I am high on Xtasy. I am in the studio recording, I am eating pills and going through kush like water. Dalia is at my session, she’s from Croatia. she’s cute and her body is bangin, and the X is making her look even better.

I am like Jay (he was the engineer at Silent Sound) the recording studio. Jay’s a Chinese dude, he’s mad cool, he witnessed a lot of my studio temper tantrums and debauchery. After the recording session, Dalia is back at my spot. I am rolling, my eyes are fluttering. She’s naked in my black mink, she spoke in a Marilyn Monroe vocal tone, with a Croatian accent. She said ” you have one of these, did you know how many little minks they killed for you have this? “.

Now she’s fucking with my high, stupid bitch. So I fucked the shit outta of her. She also had my fur on when I dunked her head into the tidy bowl, and laid pipe like a marathon pornstar.

She had my fur on when I slapped her in the face with my 10 inch dick, O’yes it’s true, no lie I put it on her.

She was fucking with my high, she said “I’ll email you peta stuff, you’ll see how those animals are killed. I don’t like j’lo she wears furs”. Just for fucking up my high, saying bad shit about furs, and bad shit about Jennifer Lopez. I made sure she was sexually humiliated.

Saying bad shit about furs like this Peta bitch Dalia can get you seriously fucked up. Some will receive such torture on their climb up the Ladder Of $ucce$$

Jacky 8:13

SF GATE

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