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Kim Kardashian is Man-Made!!!

by Jacky Jasper

Kim Kardashian - Liposuction

Kim Kardashian claims to keep her figure in tip-top shape, from her daily use of what’s said to be her favorite diet pill called “QuickTrim”. Guess what Kim? I DON’T BELIEVE YOU ONE BIT!!!

“QuickTrim” – by Vitaquest, recently laced the cover of “Life Style” magazine…promising it’s readers that those who use the pill can “Lose 20 lbs in Four Weeks”. Vitaquest also has who other than Khloe K, backing the farce of a product. Know why? Because Khole sold her image to the “Quick Trim” inventors – granting them the green light to use her image as help to promote the pill…all for a check, of course.

Here’s what I have to say: Ain’t nobody losing 20 pounds in such a short period of time. That is, UNLESS THEY’RE DOING BLOW!!! Maybe the Kardashian sisters are (like ‘Klymaxx’ said), taking frequent trips to hold meetings in the ladies room. That is, to powder their noses.

Another possibility looming in my mind, is that of the Dr. 90210 theory. Come on KK’s – just admit the fact that ya’ll have taken a trip or two to Beverly Hills – for a nip here, and a tuck there. Do the young girls of America a favor, and quit lying to them!!! Because you and I both know that you’re not taking your asses to the gym (unless it’s for a photo-op), and that’s just after your asses recovered from your latest liposuction surgery. Quit playing. Janet Jackson invented that shit!!! Won’t you agree???

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4 Responses to “Kim Kardashian is Man-Made!!!”

  1. Josh |

    AGREED. These people who are in the childrens spotlight need to realize that. And act appropriately. If she wants to do the kids a favor she should tell them to drink water, avoid fast food and get plenty of exercise, which will lead to a happy body and a happy mind.
    PEACE JACKY!

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  2. Josh |

    And another thing…
    You know it still amazes me that these Kardashians are famous, I dont watch much tv or read the gossip mags, so when the Kardashians exploded in popularity i was like, who the fuck are these people, and why are they famous??? I had heard of the one who was the home-made porn star, and then all of a sudden the whole family is famous!!!??? WTF is that about?
    I guess thats the quickest way to fame and your own reality tv series for the kids nowadays, just fuck somebody famous and get it on tape! Now hows that for a fucked up message to the youth!!!???
    Its crazy mane.

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  3. Anonymous |

    agreed!

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  4. babe |

    It is like anyone who wants to get famous these days jus pick on the kardashians. U all want to make money from their stories too. Do something else or oops the are entertaining after all.

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