L.A. CHICS Tell ATL CHICS: GO HOME!
There’s a new invasion taking on the west coast. Wanna know what it is? Everybody is moving to Los Angeles mane…
Everyone wants to do television or movies. Why do you think Lil Kim moved out here? Many artist have recognized that music sales are at an all time low…artists like Ciara have decided to follow Sean Puffy Combs and Usher and make the move to Hollywood and pursue other facets of the industry.
Sean’s all white party was this past Saturday, I was invited but couldn’t be bothered…did you see what happened (FOX THEATER RIOTS)?
Since the urban stars are relocating to Hollywood their groupie fans will follow. None of them will be able to afford rent here working at Dell Taco so expect a lot more Vinnie’s Vixen’s this summer…
While we’re on the subject of immigration, there are a lot of gay black men moving from Atlanta to Los Angeles as well…
They are the ones with the tight pink Ralph Lauren polo shirts.
The last group coming out here in large numbers are the strippers who came from Atlanta and my LA girls are complainin’ that these southern hoes are messin’ with their money! Know why?
The ATL chics are star-struck; they’re giving away professionals and other sexual acts for free!
Guys like Shamar Moore and other D-listers are actually feeling like stars – this means guys like Pleasure P who once paid for sex are now getting it for free. L.A. Chic’s are pissed and I can’t blame my hometown girls; they got bills to pay…
Who do think is telling me all this stuff?
-Guru Jacky
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