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Larry Elder on House Nigga Holiday

by Jacky Jasper

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UNCLE TOMS CABIN RETREAT
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Larry Elder is a piece of shit. He hates his race. He is a textbook House Nigga I don’t like this guy one bit. LAW-rence Elder is a knucklehead.

Larry is joining the Fox New’s staff and the Republican Party (excluding David Duke) at the cabin for a month of SHUCKIN & JIVIN. Micheal Steele already checked in on the first. Did I tell you Sean Hannity is the cabin’s landlord? Sean is greeting all guests as they arrive.

All the rooms in the cabin will be filled before the month is over. Can you guess who will check into Uncle Tom’s Cabin tomorrow?

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6 Responses to “Larry Elder on House Nigga Holiday”

  1. Anonymous |

    Larry Elder is a man first, not some phony African American” who never saw Africa. He is able to take care of himself without crying: help me, help me.

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    jackyjasper Reply:

    Larry has white stuff around his mouth & it ain’t milk…Ask Dennis Miller…Fucking Sell-Out…He’s a HOUSE NIGGA!!!

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    Harry A. Hole Reply:

    right that’s why abc tossed his ass into the street after 2008 elections then relied on writing op ed pieces for every right wing rag in america. apparently african americans weren’t swarming to the gop like he said. sage of south central lol! he hasn’t been to that neighborhood since he packed his bags for Brown. Second rate shyster who couldn’t cut it so he started an employment agency for other second rate lawyers. he’s a douche who hangs up or talks over anyone who gets past his pre-screeners. FU and larry elder.

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  2. dolemite |

    what’s that white stuff around his mouth? I show hope it ain’t what I think it is!

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  3. Libs&Rinosuk |

    Spoken like a true, left wing dolt. Larry Elder is worth ONE BILLION AL SHARPTON’S. Any black guy who does not embrace LEFT WING STUPIDITY is an Uncle Tom. Bull$&*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Harry A. Hole Reply:

    @Libs&Rinosuk ironic coming from someone who thinks sarah palin has an iq above room temperature. don’t you have a cock fight get to?

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