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FIRST ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOMS CABIN RETREAT
sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple

Larry Elder is a piece of shit. He hates his race. He is a textbook House Nigga I don’t like this guy one bit. LAW-rence Elder is a knucklehead.

Larry is joining the Fox New’s staff and the Republican Party (excluding David Duke) at the cabin for a month of SHUCKIN & JIVIN. Micheal Steele already checked in on the first. Did I tell you Sean Hannity is the cabin’s landlord? Sean is greeting all guests as they arrive.

All the rooms in the cabin will be filled before the month is over. Can you guess who will check into Uncle Tom’s Cabin tomorrow?

Other Articles by Jacky:

• Tavis Smiley is one HAPPY HOUSE NEGRO….
• Tiger Woods is a Hole in One House Nigga!
• Clarence Thomas OBJECTS To Being Called a House Nigga!
• TYLER PERRY Is One Rich Ass House Negro!
• Wayne Brady Buckdances all the way to the Cabin Retreat!!
• Whoopi Sure Loves The Fox News Uncle Tom Retreat
• Condoleezza Rice Won’t Be Alone at Uncle Toms Cabin
• Halle Berry might just win an Oscar at Uncle Tom’s!!!
• Colin Powell is a 5 Star House Nigga!
• Prince is one Purple Ass House Nigga

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