Lebron James Falls Short

Get this: everybody was sayin’ Lebron James is the best. Matter of fact when the Houston Rockets were playing the Lakers I heard people saying ” Kobe needs
Shaq”. I personally called my attorney Ronald Richards and told him to warm up the Batmobile (a.k.a. The Bentley Phantom). We went to the game just to boo Ron Artest and I must say I smoke purple, I wore purple and gold, and I was truly the sharpest.

Ask John Singleton he was there! Guess what? We defeated the Rockets that night and the rest is history. Meanwhile Cleveland Cavaliers already defeated whoever they played. Who cares? The team Cleveland played was shit. I can’t remember the team’s name… see how important winning is?

Everybody was on Lebron’s dick. Didn’t Lil Wayne make a Lebron James song before he recorded one for Kobe? When the Denver Nuggets series began people were all watching Lebron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers. They all thought they were watching the best in the game but they were all wrong. Weren’t they?

Kobe handled business regarding Carmelo Anthony and his Denver Nuggets. Didn’t he? Meanwhile Lebron James and his Cleveland Cavaliers got defeated by the Orlando Magic.

I made a lot of money off that series!!! Now its the finals and everybody has jumped on the Kobe Bryant bandwagon. Am I surprised?????Not at all… are you?

-Guru Jacky