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Get this: everybody was sayin’ Lebron James is the best. Matter of fact when the Houston
Rockets were playing the Lakers I heard people saying ” Kobe needs
Shaq”.
I personally called my attorney Ronald Richards and told him to
warm up the Batmobile (a.k.a. The Bentley Phantom).
We went to the game just to boo Ron Artest and I must say I smoke purple, I wore
purple and gold, and I was truly the sharpest.

Ask John Singleton he was there!
Guess what? We defeated the Rockets that night and the
rest is history. Meanwhile Cleveland Cavaliers already defeated
whoever they played. Who cares? The team Cleveland played was shit. I
can’t remember the team’s name… see how important winning is?

Everybody was on Lebron’s dick. Didn’t Lil Wayne make a Lebron James
song before he recorded one for Kobe? When the Denver Nuggets series
began people were all watching Lebron James and the Cleveland
Cavaliers. They all thought they were watching the best in the game
but they were all wrong. Weren’t they?

Kobe handled business regarding Carmelo Anthony and his Denver Nuggets. Didn’t he? Meanwhile Lebron
James and his Cleveland Cavaliers got defeated by the Orlando Magic.

I made a lot of money off that series!!! Now its the finals and
everybody has jumped on the Kobe Bryant bandwagon. Am I surprised?????
Not at all… are you?

-Guru Jacky

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