Lil Kim chosen to model Louis Vuitton at the Cabin retreat
FIRST ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT
sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple
Kim is going to take some time off. She’s gone totally white. Her skin complexion, her nose job’s, her hideous makeover with extensions (Natural Human Hair)
What culture/Color is Lil Kim? Is she black? Is she Chinese? Is she alien?
I don’t know but I do know she’s Dancing With The Stars and it’s all sponsored by Fox. Lil Kim is greeted by another confused person, The Born Again Christian Prince and Clarence “The Pervert” Thomas. Tiger Woods cracks that house nigga welcome smile.
Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry, house nigga Bob Johnson, Jesse “Jealous” Jackson, Halle “the ex-crack smoker, hit u with my car and run,i don’t date black men” Berry,the worst bitch in America- Condoleeza Rice, the Republican anal queen Amy Holmes, Michael “I’ll get that Obama fella” Steele,the best liar of all time Colin Powell, Larry “I hate everything that black people do” Elder, Whoopi “My last name ain’t black, I don’t date black men, where’s Ted Danson” Goldberg, and Amerca’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley are asking Sean Hannity the Cabin landlord “Is Wayne Brady here yet?”
Lil Kim is going to have a blast. Bill O’Reilly tells Kim, that was very admirable of you to show black kids what you can do with a Sprite can. Karl Rowe is in deep laughter as Rush Limbaugh shows Kim to her room. Kim ask Rush, “is Diana Ross here?” Rush say’s “Soon, you plastic specimen.” “I love you Kim, you are all man made” “Kim you wouldn’t happen to have Lynn Whirfield numbers do ya?”. Kim says no but she can’t wait to spend some quality time with her confused friends at Uncle Tom’s Cabin.
Other Articles by Jacky:
- Wayne Brady Buckdances all the way to the Cabin Retreat!!
- WOW: DIANA ROSS IS THAT REALLY YOU??
- Whoopi Sure Loves The Fox News Uncle Tom Retreat
- Tavis Smiley is one HAPPY HOUSE NEGRO….
- Tiger Woods is a Hole in One House Nigga!
- Tina Turner is fed-up with Black History Month!!!
- Seal, of Approval from Fox News and Friends!!
- Clarence Thomas OBJECTS To Being Called a House Nigga!
- Halle Berry might just win an Oscar at Uncle Tom’s!!!
- Fox News Jet Ferries Diahann Caroll to Uncle Toms Cabin
