Lilo Lands New Council After Re-Connecting With Sam

by Jacky Jasper

Sources say former O.J. Simpson Dream Team member, Robert Shapiro, is now defending the troubled Lindsay Lohan. The decision comes shortly after Lilo’s ex-girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, rushed to the convicted probation violator’s side in a slue of recent Twitter messages. This just before the two former lovers were spotted together dining in over sushi at Beverly Hills’ Matsuhisa restaurant.

The Twitter battle happened just before the weekend. That’s when Joan Rivers slammed the recently sentenced Lilo, and prompted Ronson to fired back at the comedian. Here’s how it all went down:

After reading the following tweets written by Rivers:

“Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge,”

“I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof”

“Lindsay Lohan had ‘F-ck you’ painted on her nails. What people don’t know is that the judge had ‘Eat me you party skank,’ painted on hers.”

saMANtha fired back on her Twitter, writing:

“Hey Joan Rivers you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait I guess people that old can’t hear.”

Linds wrote back to her saying,

“thank you “

Now, it seems that Robert Shapiro may have his work cut out for him. That’s because Lindsay’s former attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, says that actress

“won’t take or follow advice” and “doesn’t return calls, so they haven’t been able to set up meetings with her and a psychologist for her court-ordered psychiatric evaluation.”

Here’s what I have to say about this situation: This chic is off the hook…she even airbrushed “Fuck You” on her finger nails before appearing in court. Samantha Ronson knows Lindsay is crazy…she’s said it herself many times. So Joan “Plastic Face” Rivers shouldn’t pay any attention to Sammie. Know why? Because everyone in America (including Lindsay’s father Michael) knows that she’s a raging drug addict.

Lindsay needs to be checked into a drug rehabilitation program. She’s a train wreck, and she needs to start drying out before she becomes a victim of a overdose, checking out like Brittany Murphy.

Lilo had already been offered a million dollars for her first jailhouse interview, and she’s likely to take the deal. Know why? Because she’s reported to be broke mane. And in addition to working on stacking up her pockets, Lilo better join the gym soon, because after kicking drugs, it’s likely to pack on weight. Now, will Lindsay become a fatso? I don’t know. But one thing I do know is her camp shouldn’t allow her to be exploited by that predator you all know as Dr. Drew Pinsky (he had offered to pay Lilo a million dollars to join his celebrity rehab show), which will ruin what’s left of her movie career.

Don’t you agree?