Lindsay Lohan Misses Hangover Success – Too Busy “Auditioning” For Samantha Ronson’s Dick

Lindsay Lohan is totally out of control…think I said this many times before…didn’t I? This chic is making bad decisions mane. She turned down the role that Heather Graham played in the movie The Hangover. That role would of brought back Lindsay’s dying career.What was she thinking?

My guess and it’s a good one: Lindsay wanted to stay with her lover Samantha Ronson. Filming the movie Hangover would of taken time away from her and that monster dick! Now I’m hearing Lindsay is stealing again…this time she stole sunless spray tan. Ask Jennifer Sunday. She’s suing Lindsay for stealing the formula.

Lindsay is just like her dad Michael…Isn’t she.

-Guru Jacky