Lindsay Should Try a Sicilian Bath!!!
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Lindsay’s friends are scared for her (they said this shit I didn’t). Lindsay’s homegirls are saying the glass head bitch Lindsay wants to die before she’s 30. Lindsay wants to follow the footsteps of her idol Marilyn Monroe.
Lindsay said she wants to die young. She wants to be remembered like the other nut cases you all glamorize. Lindsay is 22, her death wish could happen anytime in the next 8 years but I won’t hold my breath. Who really fucking cares anyway?
Why doesn’t she just do herself now? I suggest she take a bath and while laying in the tub she smoke some glass and then do us all a big favor and slice her wrist.
Jacky 89:10
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